So here we go

For the fuck of it (what else am I going to do? I can't look at porn all day; I DON'T WANT TO GO BLIND!), I set this up to review movies, comment on some movie news and post some stories I wrote sporadically over the past year to put out on teh internets. If you dig it, woohoo. If you're like "Fuck you, that is clownshoes," I'll be like, "well, you read it so who's the dumb sumbitch now?" Still me? Probably. You can thank (or blame) Babylon A.D. for this (and man, is it getting a shit ton of well deserved hate. More on that later.) Still here? Cool. I'm gonna wait a while to fully collect my thoughts on Babylon A.D. (Ironic, I know. Thoughts on a brainless movie. Dammit, I'm getting ahead of myself).